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relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

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penandpage:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

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lokitrinketrises:

Lord Thor of House Arryn, Lord of the Eyrie, Defender of the Vale, Warden of the East
Lord Tony of House Lannister, Lord of Casterly Rock, Shield of Lannisport, Warden of the West, Hand of the King
Lord Clint of House Martell, Prince of Dorne, and his wife Lady Natasha of Highgarden
King Bruce of House Baratheon, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm
Lord Steve of House Tully, Lord Paramount of the Trident, Lord of Riverrun
King Loki of House Targaryen, King Across the Narrow Sea, the Unburnt, Father of Dragons, King of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, Prince of Dragonstone

alwayslabellavita:

Headcanon that Tony Stark is somehow descended from the Starks of Winterfell and the Norse gods were the ones the Westerosi people prayed to and nothing can convince me otherwise

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spoilerymarauder:

are my friends hydra?

are my parents hydra?

AM I HYDRA?????

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blackinnonftw:

(x)(x

thewildwaters:

A fanmix for our dear Varys who is fucking done with this shit [ X ]

2 hours ago   1640    REBLOG
#got #LOL

minimalist asoiaf
→ songs of westeros (for jess)

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#got

He was all I had once, before Myrcella was born. I used to spend hours looking at him. His wisps of hair. His tiny hands and feet. He was such a jolly little fellow. You always hear the terrible ones were terrible babies. “We should have known. Even then, we should have known.” It’s nonsense. Whenever he was with me, he was happy. And no one can take that away from me. Not even Joffrey. How it feels to have someone. Someone of your own.

brienneoftarth:

Peter Dinklage and Nikolaj Coster-Waldau messing around on the set of Game of Thrones.